The GOP Debate, part 2

DJ Brownback be hatin on hip hop

Why, because Walter Mondale was a jackass, that's why!

I think you meant power over principle, Herr Walnutz

You know who had the line item veto? Jeff Davis. How did that work out, Mr. McCain?

Oh, Mr. Huckabee, please answer the damn question.

Mr. Guiliani, there ya go. Was that really that hard?

What a stupid question..Next?

Its really sad when John McCain is the left side of the immigration issue in the GOP.

Damn, even the righties believe in global warming now. Where is Mallard Fillmore on that one?

Once again, the President has jack shit to do with mothers and prisons. Governors maybe, but the President has bigger shit to deal with...Remember foreign policy? Yeah, that is supposed to be the largest part of the President's job.

John McCain scores a big one with me for the stem cell answer. His current score: -6345.8

The Market is part of the solution...but I still believe it ain't the only solution.

Consumption tax?

Mr. McCain, repeat after me...You can't line item veto without a constitutional amendment.

Yeah right, the 16th Amendment ain't getting repealed.

Woah, is Larry Flynt at the debate?

Another good answer, Mr. McCain...Too bad you made kissy-face with Bob Jones and Jerry Falwell just a little too much.

All you fucknuts who don't believe in evolution, please get out of this fucking race.

Mitt Romney supports the family.

Guiliani answered the Shiite/Sunni question, if a little uncertainly. Still, better than not answering it.

Oh Reagan, Ron Paul said he trusted the internet. However, I do like his answer on the Intertubes.

If you aren't influenced by your religious beliefs, then you don't have real religious beliefs. Why is it so hard to believe that faith isn't a good thing, and also sometimes the good of the country is different from your personal views?

Little known fact: Rudy Guiliani was mayor of New York.

Senator, if you win in 2008, its because the Democrats choked a big one...Or Mike Gravel somehow won the nomination. Wait, that's redundant.

Poor Mr. Guiliani, always having to go back to New York, because it is his only qualification.

The thirty second down the line questions are a terrible idea. The jackasses from both parties bloviate too long.

I didn't support the war, Mr. Paul.

Maybe so, Mr. Brownback, but Congress shouldn't be involved in a fucking vegetable case.

Yeah, because Bush, Frist, and Hastert did such a great job.

Bill Clinton wouldn't be President, jackass.

Fuck You Guiliani. Fuck you in your ear.

Once again, Mrs. Clinton would be in the Oval Office, not Bill.

This is going to be a long campaign....