I missed my chance to do this for the Democrats, so I am going to suffer through this crap-fest. Expect a lot of pissing on us radical islamofascist collaborator liberals by old men trying to annoit themselves the heir to the legacy of the Gipper. Thank Reagan I have beer.
7:21 EDT-MSNBC shows an awkward photo session of the candidates, Nancy Reagan, and Chris Mathews. Damn are these guys old and white. John McCain is older than Reagan was in 1980, and we aren't even to 2008 yet. I would compare the average age of the candidates from both parties, but it is horribly skewed thanks to the fact that Dennis Kucinich is a 5,000 year old elf.
7:24 EDT-We're back, with Keith Olbermann in front of a replica of Air Force One. And its time for him to call the current government what it is: NOT truly conservative. Obviously, that is a segue to Pat Buchanan, a true conservative (if batshit insane).
7:36 EDT-Everybody gives Nancy Reagan a standing ovation because she's old, and because she is the widow of the Republican George Washington. She is accompanied by some pumped up meathe...oh wait, that's California's governor.
7:39 EDT-3/4 of Republicans still approve of the President's job performance? Are they stupid? I mean seriously, are they Stupid? This administration makes U.S. Grant's presidency look competent. At least Grant founded Yellowstone and stopped the first version of the Klan.
7:44 EDT-Olbermann talks about the non-candidate candidates. Senor Gingrich (R-Confederate States of America), Fake DA Fred Thompson (R-Law & Order), and so liberal he's conservative Chuck Hagel (R-Traitorstan)
7:46 EDT-The Super Islamofacist Fightin' squad is introduced to the crowd. Its so refreshing to see ten white old men as it should be, instead of the elves and women from the Dems.
7:55 EDT-I honestly think Ronald Reagan is the most overrated President of all time. However, none of these men could hold his jockstrap.
7:58 EDT-Almost ready to start the real show...Oh boy, I'm just giddy with excitement!
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