MIKE GRAVLE FOR PREZ!!!!1! OMG!!!!1!

Words cannot describe the lunacy of this man. Yet he still comes off as more sane then Senator Clinton (R-FantasyLand), the President of the Lollipop Forest.

And Two More are Down

Obama is going to win North Carolina by a significant margin. In addition, Hillary's win in Indiana is going to be insignificant. And the last really large delegate haul is over with, with it being at best a wash for Hillary.

Needless to say, I enjoyed a nice bottle of Yuengling (even if that lousy state went to the other candidate) while watching Senator Obama gives his victory speech.

It's certainly a good day for us Obamatards, even if Senator Hillary (R-NY) will still be in this until the good people of South Dakota and Montana vote on June 3.

Economists? We don't need no stinkin' economists.

NOTE: This post has mild extreme language of the bovine manure variety. I apologize for my diversion from my usual standards, but it was certainly appropriate. If you really are offended by this language, please stop reading and go to http://www.icanhascheezburger.com. I'm sure that will be more your speed.

GIGANTIC SIGH

Hillary just won't stop will she? Either she is bullshitting about being a Super-wonk, or is bullshitting about being Hilz Six Pack. I'll bet you can't guess which one.

Maybe someday she'll collapse in a moment that will put the Dean scream or Muskie crying to shame. That would be a beautiful day, one that will mark a new (and hopefully better) chapter in our nation's politics. The Clintons will finally have been beaten, and being a progressive will no longer be a "dirty little secret". Maybe then we'll have two political parties, instead of one crazy ass party, and one trying to be a weak-ass pro-choice version of the same party.

I tried, I really tried to give her a fair shake. She has shown before she is intelligent, and does seem to care about some things. But to her power is the ends, not the means. Severely wounded by the unfortunate battles of the 90s, she has given up on the idea that there is a better way to win the presidency than roll in the muck.

Hopefully Hoosiers and Tarheels will see through her lies, refuse to submit to her ceaseless pandering. I pray that they will see how shallow and meaningless her gas tax holiday idea is, and how much contempt it shows for American voters. For once I want to believe that they will see through her crap, and see that Obama was the only one honest enough to say that a gas tax holiday is utterly worthless.

Unfortunately, I am very pessimistic about this. The reason politicians pander is because people are more than willing to swallow there crap. Until we stand up and say "NO MORE", they will continue to rely upon truthiness, false sincerity, and other disgusting Machiavellian tools of the trade.

If you truly believe in real change, in actually working to solve the issues that face our nation, you have to be willing to see through the bullshit. Hillary Clinton won't change things, and John McCain won't change things, at least if you aren't wealthy. Barack Obama is our best shot at saving this country from idiocracy and mediocrity. But he can't do it alone.

Prove me wrong, citizens of Charlotte and Evansville. Show me the errors of my ways, people of Moyock and Cayuga. Make me proud voters of Indianapolis and Raleigh. Although a sweep by him won't end this campaign, it will do a damn bit of good in cutting off a potential flank attack by Clinton and her minions.

Help end this charade, and usher in a new age of American citizenship. The people of the "meaningless" states of Virginia, Illinois, Georgia and 28 other contested locales have spoken for their desire for change. Do your part, and make North Carolina and Indiana meaningless as well.

It's Guam's Time to Shine!

Jay Sherman - "I don't think you need to get into the Guam Primary"

Duke Phillips - "Hell, I don't even know what to call 'em. The Guamish? Guammi Bears? Guambats?"

Barack Obama adds another victory to his total with a victory in Guam. Although the margin is close enough that it quite possibly could tip the other way, it will result in a 2/2 split between Senator Obama and Senator Flick...I mean Clinton.

This is just a warm-up to the Basketball Tuesday primaries in North Carolina and Indiana on Tuesday. Don't expect Clinton leaving the race, even if Obama somehow wins both states by 20%. Something tells me this woman might still be running a sad and pathetic campaign the same day Obama takes the oath of office.

Dear Senator Clinton

I know you probably ecstatic about that "big" victory in Pennsylvania. Those 10-15 extra delegates you'll pick up will put you over the top...oh wait, that's right, you are still down over 100 delegates to Obama.

I'm sure you've spent your campaign funds wisely, and are in great shape for heading into the important May 6 campaigns in Indiana and North Carolina.

Wait, what?

Oh you poor thing, I guess I'll have to give you some money. How does $25 sound? Does that sound good?

Great, I'll just go here and donate it.

Please get off the stage. What little respect I have for you as a member of the United States Senate is about ready to evaporate. Please go back to that august chamber, and help the (hopefully) expanded Democratic majority in working with the House and President Obama to fix the mess that President Bush (and you) have played a role in making.


Thanks,

augustprairie

p.s. Please tell your supporters to stop making these videos. They are fake, bland, and uninspiring. In other words, a perfect metaphor for your campaign.

My Pennsylvania Prediction

After no serious research and little mathematical calculation, I am ready to offer my prediction for the big PA primary. Here it goes:

Pennsylvania Democratic Primary:

Senator Hillary Clinton (R-NY): Pct. 56%, 86 delegates
Senator Barack Obama (D-IL): 44%, 72 delegates

I'd love a better result, but a 12% margin isn't that bad. It certainly won't be enough to deny the fact that Obama will most certainly be the Democratic nominee.

Check back in two weeks for North Carolina and Indiana!

Calm down folks

I know that the polls show Obama close to Hillary in Pennsylvania. However, us Obamatards must be sure to keep our expectations low. Despite keeping close in the polls recently, he has yet to rise above the 44%-45% threshold in those polls. Hillary has often been the overwhelming choice of late deciders, and it probably will go the same here. Don't be surprised if he loses by 10, 15, or even 20 points in PA.

In the end, all that matters is who wins that deciding ballot in Denver. And my money is on that tall lanky lawyer from Illinois.