Showing posts with label Fred Hobbs is an idiot. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 19, 2008

An Open Letter to Mr. Fred Hobbs, Round Two

Dear Mr. Hobbs,

After reading about your apology for your comments you made regarding Presumptive Democratic Nominee Obama, I have just one simple piece of advice. It's a simple piece of information that all intelligent people seem to have taken to heart by now. Ok, here it is:

UNLESS IT RELATES TO SOME STUPID DRUGGED-UP HOTEL HEIRESS, DON'T USE FAUX NOISE AS YOUR SOURCE OF FACTS!!!

Faux Noise is nothing but the WWE of news. It isn't even really infotainment, its pure spectacle masquerading as infotainment. It is full of nothing but assholes like Hannity and O'Reilly who are hired to make old white people feel good about themselves, and pass the blame off to them Commie pinko islamoterrocommunohomofascist sympathizers known as lih-bur-ulls. The few "balanced" commentators that they do have are some of the worse straw-men ever to come out of the Democratic party (See Colmes, Alan and new hire Davis, Lanny).

If you like watching Bush propaganda and neo-cons strutting around laughing at such petty things such as "facts" and "The Constitution", Faux Noise is for you. If your idea of hard hitting news is hypocritical reports on Spring Break (How dare these kids wear revealing clothing. We are sooo mad, we'll show pictures of these kids next to our outraged faces), or keeping up with the latest trainwreck of a starlet, than this is your network. If you want real news that speaks truth to power, and respects the responsibility of informing our nation's citizens, look elsewhere. (A Hint: CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, and MSNBC aren't really the answers either)

It's nice to hear that you finally realized that maybe you should verify facts before spouting your mouth off next time, and I hope that this is the start on the road to recovery. Maybe next week you'll realize that the nice man on the AOL from Nigeria is trying to scam you.

Sincerely,

Augustprairie

Friday, June 13, 2008

An Open Letter to Mr. Fred Hobbs

WARNING: Naughty language is to be found past this point. If your virginal eyes can't handle it, here is a link more your speed.

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Dear Mr. Fred Hobbs,
123 Moran Lane
Idiotville, TN 12345


After reading your comments regarding the Democratic Nominee for President, I have just one thing to say to you.

Go fuck yourself.

Seriously, go fuck yourself. There is no room for this kind of crap in our political world, and certainly not within your own party. That isn't productive talk, and it certainly isn't respectful of the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party.

I'd ask you why you are in the Democratic party, but that kind of crap should be too stupid for even 3G Republicans to parrot (not that they won't, but the point still stands). It is one thing to hear this absolute drivel from people who aren't part of the Democratic party organization, but a State party Executive Committee member?

If you disagree with Senator Obama's policy proposals, or campaign strategy, or political theories, it is absolutely OK to disagree with them. Senator Obama would be one of the first to admit that he doesn't hold a monopoly over good ideas, and his brand of politics is built upon you getting involved. Discourse and debate are the bedrock upon which a stable democracy sits. And if you don't like the direction your party is going, you are more than free to leave and join the GOP, the Libertarians, the Greens, or even start your own party.

However, repeating crap that is so obviously true because you saw it on your AOL email sent by Cousin Merle that says BARAK HUSSAYNE OBAMMA = TERRORIST!!!!1! is not acceptable. It is demeaning to you, makes those you supposedly represent look bad, and does nothing but damage the cause to which you supposedly are devoted.

Knowledge is Power, folks. Emails, especially those sent via 50 forwards, are worse than Weekly World News and Wikipedia in regards to getting your facts (unless the facts you are looking for are about Bat-Boy or Scrooge McDuck). Believe them at your own peril, just like the ones from the Nigerian business man or hotstuffff69@yahoo.com who can show you how to MAKE YOuR PENIS LARRGE!!!!!!!!!!1!

Very Unhappily Yours,

augustprairie