DJ Brownback be hatin on hip hop
Why, because Walter Mondale was a jackass, that's why!
I think you meant power over principle, Herr Walnutz
You know who had the line item veto? Jeff Davis. How did that work out, Mr. McCain?
Oh, Mr. Huckabee, please answer the damn question.
Mr. Guiliani, there ya go. Was that really that hard?
What a stupid question..Next?
Its really sad when John McCain is the left side of the immigration issue in the GOP.
Damn, even the righties believe in global warming now. Where is Mallard Fillmore on that one?
Once again, the President has jack shit to do with mothers and prisons. Governors maybe, but the President has bigger shit to deal with...Remember foreign policy? Yeah, that is supposed to be the largest part of the President's job.
John McCain scores a big one with me for the stem cell answer. His current score: -6345.8
The Market is part of the solution...but I still believe it ain't the only solution.
Consumption tax?
Mr. McCain, repeat after me...You can't line item veto without a constitutional amendment.
Yeah right, the 16th Amendment ain't getting repealed.
Woah, is Larry Flynt at the debate?
Another good answer, Mr. McCain...Too bad you made kissy-face with Bob Jones and Jerry Falwell just a little too much.
All you fucknuts who don't believe in evolution, please get out of this fucking race.
Mitt Romney supports the family.
Guiliani answered the Shiite/Sunni question, if a little uncertainly. Still, better than not answering it.
Oh Reagan, Ron Paul said he trusted the internet. However, I do like his answer on the Intertubes.
If you aren't influenced by your religious beliefs, then you don't have real religious beliefs. Why is it so hard to believe that faith isn't a good thing, and also sometimes the good of the country is different from your personal views?
Little known fact: Rudy Guiliani was mayor of New York.
Senator, if you win in 2008, its because the Democrats choked a big one...Or Mike Gravel somehow won the nomination. Wait, that's redundant.
Poor Mr. Guiliani, always having to go back to New York, because it is his only qualification.
The thirty second down the line questions are a terrible idea. The jackasses from both parties bloviate too long.
I didn't support the war, Mr. Paul.
Maybe so, Mr. Brownback, but Congress shouldn't be involved in a fucking vegetable case.
Yeah, because Bush, Frist, and Hastert did such a great job.
Bill Clinton wouldn't be President, jackass.
Fuck You Guiliani. Fuck you in your ear.
Once again, Mrs. Clinton would be in the Oval Office, not Bill.
This is going to be a long campaign....
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Angry Old Men: The GOP Debate
We're live from the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. The liberal wimps had their chance last week, now its time for the real men.
8:01-Good Reagan, do you really have to lionize "The Great Communicator" like that? As if his legacy isn't already puffed up as it is.
Order from left to right: Tool, Tool, Tool, Tool, Crazy, Turd, Crazy Old, Crazy Turd, 9/11 Turd, Crazy Asshole.
Chris Mathews is our moderator. Same stupid rules as the Dems. blah blah blah
Rudy Giuliani wants you to remember he killed all the homeless people of New York and put a Red Lobster in Times Square. He also wants to remind you of the terrorists.
John McCain is old...Arnie Vinick he ain't...but he is angry
They already followed us home asshole..Remember 9/11? By the way, McCain is the early front runner for the Bill Richardson Tight-ass award.
Damn, ease up Tommy Thompson...This isn't the Galatic Senate, and you aren't Palpatine.
Duncan Hunter: blah blah Vietnamiz...I mean Iraqinization of the war
Whoa, I didn't know Brent Musberger was running for President. Oh wait, that is Mitt Romney. nevermind
Sen. Brownback, you old dog, you brought out the Islamofascist buzzword.
You know, if I had to support a Republican, Huckabee would be my choice. He doesn't scare me as much as the other candidates, and he can lose weight crazy fast.
Jim Gilmore, the favorite son of my adopted state...Too bad I don't know who he is. Awesome, he wants us to get into more wars in the Middle East.
Good old Ron Paul, coming out against the war, albeit from the other side of the spectrum.
John McCain '08-Cause you know you want to beat those Persian bastards! He looks like he might be having a heart attack.
Yeah, because the Iranis want to get there ass blown back to the stone age. No legitimate government would consider giving Nukes to terrorists, not if they want to stay an existing free country.
Israel is a potential threat to the existence of the United States?
Alright, a cold war reference! Lets get back to the good old days!
Oh boy, the interactive questions...Those really work well.
God damnit, bin Laden is not the question, fucknut.
Huckabee is my favorite so far. You're dead to me McCain.
Hooray, Ron Paul wants to bring back slavery!
Mitt Romney, optimism doesn't mean blindness to problems.
A really good answer Huckabee...Republican friendly, moderate safe.
Presidents don't really have anything to do with organ donations...Want to help the organ donor program? Don't wear your seatbelt.
Lets piss on the interactive questions, and discuss Iran...
Reagan Damnit, Guiliani, answer the damn question, don't pander.
No, the Democrats are a big coalition party...The Republicans are Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders, and Rainier Wolfcastle.
Yes, I'm sure Obama, Clinton, et al want to lead a shitty nation pessimistic about its future. Ask Carter about that one.
You know who came up with the City on the Hill crap? The puritans...Yep, the people that burnt "witches". Sounds like the GOP to me.
+1 Mitt Romney, with his answer to the catholic priest question.
Honest answer, and a good answer, Mr. Huckabee.
But atheists are evil souless demons, incapable of morality, eh Mr. Romney?
Yes, lets build a border wall.
Republicans seem to think they have a monopoly on virtue...but you are correct on your point, Mr. Guiliani.
Tommy Thompson, the veto master!
8:01-Good Reagan, do you really have to lionize "The Great Communicator" like that? As if his legacy isn't already puffed up as it is.
Order from left to right: Tool, Tool, Tool, Tool, Crazy, Turd, Crazy Old, Crazy Turd, 9/11 Turd, Crazy Asshole.
Chris Mathews is our moderator. Same stupid rules as the Dems. blah blah blah
Rudy Giuliani wants you to remember he killed all the homeless people of New York and put a Red Lobster in Times Square. He also wants to remind you of the terrorists.
John McCain is old...Arnie Vinick he ain't...but he is angry
They already followed us home asshole..Remember 9/11? By the way, McCain is the early front runner for the Bill Richardson Tight-ass award.
Damn, ease up Tommy Thompson...This isn't the Galatic Senate, and you aren't Palpatine.
Duncan Hunter: blah blah Vietnamiz...I mean Iraqinization of the war
Whoa, I didn't know Brent Musberger was running for President. Oh wait, that is Mitt Romney. nevermind
Sen. Brownback, you old dog, you brought out the Islamofascist buzzword.
You know, if I had to support a Republican, Huckabee would be my choice. He doesn't scare me as much as the other candidates, and he can lose weight crazy fast.
Jim Gilmore, the favorite son of my adopted state...Too bad I don't know who he is. Awesome, he wants us to get into more wars in the Middle East.
Good old Ron Paul, coming out against the war, albeit from the other side of the spectrum.
John McCain '08-Cause you know you want to beat those Persian bastards! He looks like he might be having a heart attack.
Yeah, because the Iranis want to get there ass blown back to the stone age. No legitimate government would consider giving Nukes to terrorists, not if they want to stay an existing free country.
Israel is a potential threat to the existence of the United States?
Alright, a cold war reference! Lets get back to the good old days!
Oh boy, the interactive questions...Those really work well.
God damnit, bin Laden is not the question, fucknut.
Huckabee is my favorite so far. You're dead to me McCain.
Hooray, Ron Paul wants to bring back slavery!
Mitt Romney, optimism doesn't mean blindness to problems.
A really good answer Huckabee...Republican friendly, moderate safe.
Presidents don't really have anything to do with organ donations...Want to help the organ donor program? Don't wear your seatbelt.
Lets piss on the interactive questions, and discuss Iran...
Reagan Damnit, Guiliani, answer the damn question, don't pander.
No, the Democrats are a big coalition party...The Republicans are Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders, and Rainier Wolfcastle.
Yes, I'm sure Obama, Clinton, et al want to lead a shitty nation pessimistic about its future. Ask Carter about that one.
You know who came up with the City on the Hill crap? The puritans...Yep, the people that burnt "witches". Sounds like the GOP to me.
+1 Mitt Romney, with his answer to the catholic priest question.
Honest answer, and a good answer, Mr. Huckabee.
But atheists are evil souless demons, incapable of morality, eh Mr. Romney?
Yes, lets build a border wall.
Republicans seem to think they have a monopoly on virtue...but you are correct on your point, Mr. Guiliani.
Tommy Thompson, the veto master!
Awww Crap, already? Live Blog of the GOP debate: Pre-Debate coverage
I missed my chance to do this for the Democrats, so I am going to suffer through this crap-fest. Expect a lot of pissing on us radical islamofascist collaborator liberals by old men trying to annoit themselves the heir to the legacy of the Gipper. Thank Reagan I have beer.
7:21 EDT-MSNBC shows an awkward photo session of the candidates, Nancy Reagan, and Chris Mathews. Damn are these guys old and white. John McCain is older than Reagan was in 1980, and we aren't even to 2008 yet. I would compare the average age of the candidates from both parties, but it is horribly skewed thanks to the fact that Dennis Kucinich is a 5,000 year old elf.
7:24 EDT-We're back, with Keith Olbermann in front of a replica of Air Force One. And its time for him to call the current government what it is: NOT truly conservative. Obviously, that is a segue to Pat Buchanan, a true conservative (if batshit insane).
7:36 EDT-Everybody gives Nancy Reagan a standing ovation because she's old, and because she is the widow of the Republican George Washington. She is accompanied by some pumped up meathe...oh wait, that's California's governor.
7:39 EDT-3/4 of Republicans still approve of the President's job performance? Are they stupid? I mean seriously, are they Stupid? This administration makes U.S. Grant's presidency look competent. At least Grant founded Yellowstone and stopped the first version of the Klan.
7:44 EDT-Olbermann talks about the non-candidate candidates. Senor Gingrich (R-Confederate States of America), Fake DA Fred Thompson (R-Law & Order), and so liberal he's conservative Chuck Hagel (R-Traitorstan)
7:46 EDT-The Super Islamofacist Fightin' squad is introduced to the crowd. Its so refreshing to see ten white old men as it should be, instead of the elves and women from the Dems.
7:55 EDT-I honestly think Ronald Reagan is the most overrated President of all time. However, none of these men could hold his jockstrap.
7:58 EDT-Almost ready to start the real show...Oh boy, I'm just giddy with excitement!
7:21 EDT-MSNBC shows an awkward photo session of the candidates, Nancy Reagan, and Chris Mathews. Damn are these guys old and white. John McCain is older than Reagan was in 1980, and we aren't even to 2008 yet. I would compare the average age of the candidates from both parties, but it is horribly skewed thanks to the fact that Dennis Kucinich is a 5,000 year old elf.
7:24 EDT-We're back, with Keith Olbermann in front of a replica of Air Force One. And its time for him to call the current government what it is: NOT truly conservative. Obviously, that is a segue to Pat Buchanan, a true conservative (if batshit insane).
7:36 EDT-Everybody gives Nancy Reagan a standing ovation because she's old, and because she is the widow of the Republican George Washington. She is accompanied by some pumped up meathe...oh wait, that's California's governor.
7:39 EDT-3/4 of Republicans still approve of the President's job performance? Are they stupid? I mean seriously, are they Stupid? This administration makes U.S. Grant's presidency look competent. At least Grant founded Yellowstone and stopped the first version of the Klan.
7:44 EDT-Olbermann talks about the non-candidate candidates. Senor Gingrich (R-Confederate States of America), Fake DA Fred Thompson (R-Law & Order), and so liberal he's conservative Chuck Hagel (R-Traitorstan)
7:46 EDT-The Super Islamofacist Fightin' squad is introduced to the crowd. Its so refreshing to see ten white old men as it should be, instead of the elves and women from the Dems.
7:55 EDT-I honestly think Ronald Reagan is the most overrated President of all time. However, none of these men could hold his jockstrap.
7:58 EDT-Almost ready to start the real show...Oh boy, I'm just giddy with excitement!
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